How To Live By Other's Lies

Ingredients:

Your morals
Your memories
Your dreams
Your friends

Step 1:

Break your morals with a steel rod and pour their lovely carcasses over a blazing fire.

Step 2:

Leave your morals to writhe and sputter, choking on the fetid ash.

Step 3:

Forget about them for three years, then come back and shake your head at the mess.

Step 4:

Put your memories in a nice little box and place razor blades along the sides. Then drag the box along the side of your head every thirty minutes.

Step 5:

Place the box on top of your face, and let it sit there overnight.

Step 6:

Take your dreams and use them to mop up the blood drawn by your memories.

Step 7:

Take the ashes of your morals, the box filled with memories, and your blood-soaked dreams and present them to your friends. Then promptly place them on the ground, and urinate on them, encouraging your friends to join you.

Step 8:

Grow old against your will.

Step 9:

Cry.

Step 10:

Die.